microwave-and-dishwasher-safe:

leatherleaves:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

Omg

This made me feel better today and i think sometimes you just gotta hear someone play megolovania on a microwave



buzzlightyearhugecock:

enecoo:

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i can assure you, my cock is nothing but a nuisance and a burden. it is not worth being excited about.



cherubgirrl:

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imalwaysaslutforthevoid:

specklefreckle15:

doomsneigh:

truonyx:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

truonyx:

peteseeger:

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

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Gallery of fake fans right here.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

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Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

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this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that



fairiegardens:

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Feeling very “pictures that you can smell”



lousypunk:

vapelord4000:

transkafka:

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts



themagicpurplecrayon:

fvace:

*at drive through* uggggghhhhhh could I get uhhhhhh…… really big hug

hug machine in perfect working order



stole a crumb from a ant that would have been great to his colony and it means nothing to me i throw it away






jodiefoster:

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright 
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 




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